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I like elephants. ArchiveKi`i

change of plan. i’m leaving this blog.

I’m no longer using it. 

follow: elephantnip.tumblr.com

or don’t. your call. :D

I made a personal blog.

jus’ sayin’ 

but it would be awesome if I could get some followers on it.

wow, I’ve become a tool.

well, anyway, here’s the link: http://claydinosaurs.tumblr.com/



Tumblr Artist

Souther Salazar | on Tumblr (b.1978, USA) - You and Me (and the Mouse In The Moon) / A Secret Bridge Slowly Unfolds. Acrylic, ink, collage on wood panel (2012)

Souther Salazar is a Central California based artist. His artwork transports the viewer into a vibrant and endless world of overlapping narratives and dreamscapes - half-remembered, half-imagined places “where stories can develop and take on a life of their own.” Utilizing a wide variety of freely mixed media, found objects and layers of assemblage, his work evokes the wonders and imagination that many of us abandoned in childhood. Salazar often exhibits his collages, paintings, drawings and sculptures in dense and frenzied installations that encourage exploration and discovery (cf. artist’s bio) You can follow his Tumblr for more work.

[more Souther Salazar | currently in exhibition @ Narwhal]

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First World Problems


First World Problems

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full honesty, go :)

Have you ever:

1) Self harmed?

2) Got into a real fight?

3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?

4) Tried to commit suicide?

5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?

7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?

8) Accused someone of using you?

9) Shoplifted?

10) Gotten drunk/high?

11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?

12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

(Right now) Are you:

13) Suicidal?

14) Bored?

15) Avoiding someone?

16) Avoiding some task?

17) Depressed?

18) Crying?

19) Annoyed with a friend?

20) Worried and confused about something important to you?

Do you:

21) Get depressed easily?

22) Get jealous/envious easily?

23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?

24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?

25) Try hard in all your classes at school?

26) Go out drinking?

27) Smoke cigarettes?

28) Smoke weed?

29) Do any hard drugs?

30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?

31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?

32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?

33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?

34) Believe people deserve second chances?

35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)

36) Think things will get better?

37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?

38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:

39) Long hair OR short hair?

40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?

41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?

42) Shy OR open?

43) Eyes OR body?

44) Religious OR non-religious?

45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?

46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

47) Piercings OR no piercings?

48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?

49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?

Would you:

51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?

52) Smoke weed?

53) Smoke cigarettes?

54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?

55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?

56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?

57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?

58) Join a band as a part time activity?

59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?

60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?

61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?

62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?

63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?

64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?

65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?

66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?

67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?

68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?

69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?

70) Sleep naked?

You can only choose one:

71) Black or Orange?

72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?

73) Cellphone or Computer?

74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?

75) Tumblr OR Friends?

76) Apple OR PC?

77) TV Shows OR Movies?

78) Old bands OR new Bands?

79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?

80) Reading OR Listening to music?

81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.

82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?

83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?

84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.

85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.

86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?

87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?

88) Shoes OR Shirts?

89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?

90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.

Almost over:

91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.

92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?

93) Do you want to travel when you are older?

94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?

95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?

96) Rather be the opposite gender?

97) What will you name your son/daughter?

98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?

99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.

100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?

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Women who call men thirsty please take a seat



I am so tired of hearing women complain about men being thirsty and annoying, won’t stop texting you, blah blah blah. All that bullshit.

9/10 it’s bullshit and the chick is entertaining it. Where are they getting your number? What are they talking to you about if you’re ignoring them? Why don’t you just block them?

Girls call these men thirsty because in reality they don’t want them but they DO want the attention. They entertain it, give them their number. Flirt, send kissy faces, accept the showering of compliments. Send them back “Goodnight hun :* sweet dreams” texts and promise to hang out. Then the next day, call up her gal pals and say how thirsty so and so was and how he won’t leave her alone and is blowing up her phone. Then I, on the other side of the phone naively believe you, fake chuckle here and there yet feel bad for the sorry bastard cause its not a crime to want someone and show it.

Then next week, I see the same girl has liked the same guy’s picture on FB/Instagram. Not one, not two, but seven. The same guy who she called thirsty. She’s writing to him on Twitter, DMing him with promises to hang out.

Why? Why lie? Do you like him? If you think I’m judging, it’s because I am. Note I will NEVER judge you for liking an ain’t shit nigga. It happens, you can’t help you who like but don’t put someone else down so you can seem higher than them. Not cool mami.

Moral of the story is, don’t play out lil Jimmy from down the block because he likes you and actually texts you back unlike Ryan who layed pipe last week but never returns your calls.

For real. I know girls exactly like this -_-

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Wary whales


Wary whales

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can I have you or


can I have you or

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